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[PTT][JOKE]熱血的阿伯


作者  zz7270 (網誌密碼5566(音符))
標題  [XD] 阿伯好熱血
時間  Sat Jan 12 21:29:18 2008

早上去投票,看到隔壁的阿伯一起來,
                                                                               
阿伯跟我感情不錯,聊一下天,
                                                                               
然後哈拉一些有的沒的,我們就進去把票蓋一蓋了。
                                                                               
走出投票所,我準備要回家,阿伯卻沒有。
                                                                               
我ㄧ臉懷疑,
                                                                               
跟他說:阿伯,投完票了,阿你不回家喔?
                                                                               
阿伯:沒有啦,我現在要從頭看到尾,看到開票完。

我心裡想,阿伯真熱血,應該是某政黨的死忠粉絲吧。
                                                                               
然後我就回家了。

                                                                               
到了傍晚,大驚!
                                                                               
什麼?阿伯還在那邊!?
                                                                               
太驚人了!

我過去跟阿伯說,阿伯,現在不會做票啦,
                                                                               
我們可以回去看開票阿,在這邊蚊子多,也不舒服。
                                                                               
阿伯說:等到開票我才要回去!
                                                                               
我說:為什麼您要這麼堅持呢?
                                                                               
阿伯吸了一口菸,老沉的說…………………

因為我早上投票的時候,把身份證一起投進去了…………..

心得
比小孩子還強、佈局佈了三年…。

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